Tartiflette vs. The Piney-Apple

 

🍍HELLO WORLD!!! I iz Tartiflette!

Today, I, uh… mighta got caught doin’ somethin’… brave.

It wasn’t my idea, okay? Charlotte—um, I mean, Her Most Magnificent Overcoat™—was bored ‘cause of all the snow! She was stompin’ around the house like,

“DIS IS TERRIBLE, HOW WILL I RULE DA WORLD IF I CAN’T EVEN LEAVE DA HOUSE?!”

(Very loud. Argued with my mommy a lot. Mommy called her a dumb Cheeto. Heehee.)

Then she told me:

“You must do a trainin’ mission, minyun.”

Soooo, um… I picked dis spiky thingy (hooman says it’s called a “piney-apple”?). It was hard, guys, because it was very pointy.
But I tried real hard to bite it, for Overcoat.

(Also it smelled kinda good? Maybe it’s yummiez??)

BUT THEN—MOMMY CAUGHT ME. 😳
Now I’m in, uh… “twouble.”

BUT—I think Overcoat’s pwoud!!
She said:

“Finally, my minyun is learning. Good, Chimpiflette, good.”

(“She is always tripping with her minion cape and chirping, I iz helping!!!! FML.” – Charlotte)

Soooooo…
Do I get an ‘A’ for effort, huh??
Asking for me, not for Charlotte.
(She says minyuns don’t get rewards. Rude.)