Hiss and Tell. Where Sanity Comes to Be Licked by a Cat and Then Set on Fire
So, you’ve found us. Either you’re here by divine feline intervention, you clicked the wrong link while looking for casserole recipes (we don’t do that here), or one of the cats hacked your browser. Regardless—welcome to the most chaotic cuddle cult on the internet. This is where five cats, one sassy dog, one exhausted husband (Collateral Damage), and yours truly (The Karen) attempt to coexist without summoning actual demons. (No promises.)
You’ll find stories here—some funny, some crazy, most involving broken mugs and dramatic oracles. There are memos. There are vendettas. There is fur on everything.
If you’ve ever whispered “What in the hell is going on in that house?”—this blog is the answer.
We’re glad you’re here.
You’re one of us now..

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Where secrets shed, fur flies, and claws come out
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Our ethereal, sweet little stargazer who lives in her own lovely universe. Gentle, confused, and often caught in the wrong litter box.

The black cat COO, clipboard in paw, running operations with military precision and the patience of a retired librarian. Also in charge of prophetic emergency logs and disciplinary memos.

The witchy mystic with yellow eyes and zero tolerance for fools. Speaks to spirits, stares into the void, and once cursed the Roomba, now it only works when there is a full moon.



Isabella
The Karen


